Aang Meets Amon
Amon: He took my family. And then they took my face.
Aang: Your race? You experienced a genocide at age 12?
Amon: No, the firebender took my face.
Aang: Oh, for a second I thought you had something to complain about.
Amon: Hey tha--
Aang: WHILE COPING WITH THE LOSE OF MY PEOPLE, I SAVED THE WORLD, DEFEATED THE COUNTRY THAT KILLED MOST OF THE PEOPLE I KNEW, BECAME FRIENDS WITH THE MONARCH OF THAT NATION, AND REPOPULATED MY RACE. NOT TO MENTION I FORGAVE BASICALLY EVERYONE.
Aang: SO THE NEXT TIME YOU THINK YOU ARE SPECIAL, REMEMBER THAT YOU'RE NOT.
Is really ridiculous how much better my day gets when your talk to me. Even of its for a minute or ten. Just better.
Giving a guy a blowjob: mouth -> penis -> pleasure
Eating out a girl: Okay take the blue wire and overlap it with the yellow wire making sure it doesn't cross the red one. After that take all three of the wires and tie them all in a knot using only your left foot.
Keanu Reeves is a vampire.
justwidle: theblackship: Now, look at this: That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922. His body never was found. Then, look at this: An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino. Compare them: