onebigroomfullofbasicbitchess asked: Pretty good! hbu?(:
Oh dear god.
Its bad enough I have to hear your pathetic excuse of a voice. Must you make such repulsive noises with your mouth? Water is for drinking not for swishing. Chew silently. Oh my fucking god. And thanks “mom” for your helpful retarded input -.- we don’t need you telling us what to do because you feel useless but are ashamed that youve been here for almost four years and have such...
onebigroomfullofbasicbitchess asked: You're welcome! (:
Got two thumbs and a fucked up hair cut? This guy!
Of the things I find most annoying is when you share an opinion, a strong opinion, on something with someone and then they try to get with a guy and become a hypocrite and go against that opinion. Even worse is when you start to waver about how you feel about this opinion and the person tells you that if you go against it they’ll be mad and disappointed. BUT THE FUCKING MINUTE A NICE,...
aimmyarrowshigh: I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
Concept Art: Samurai Star Wars characters, out of... →
Artist Clinton Felker has given some of the Star Wars universe’s most iconic characters a bushido makeover. Check out his takes on Darth Vader, Yoda, the stormtroopers, and that notorious ronin Boba Fett.
Teacher: A long time ago people thought there were only four elements. Can anyone guess what they were?
Me: Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
Just one of those days.
I know I have flaws. I know theres shit about me that just is not good. But l can push that aside to try and give myself some sort of boosted self image. But today is just one of those days where I feel all my flaws. I can see how me arguing over fucking everything is a shitty trait. It sets a bad mood for other people. And the worst part is I just don’t know how not to disagree with...
Can you agree and disagree at the same fucking time? And you can fucking explain something and still not have the person understand you fucking twat. Why do you think Nevada is last in schooling. God I fucking hate my coworker.
Flirting with girls is easy. Too easy. Just call them pretty in interesting gentlemanly ways. Make them giggle. But then its just a wait until she puts you in the friend zone and you hate your life.
God fucking dammit!
That horrible moment when the intro music to skyrim prevents you from actually playing the game. Fucking composing musical genius bastards! Super bowl 47? Fuck that. Skyrim hour 79.
Dear Tumblr App,
WHY U NO WORK RIGHT?! I got a new fast phone so I don’t have to go on the computer for you. But what happens anytime there’s a post with multiple pictures?! I only get to see one! Cause you suck!